A little note to all you southern G33k4L1F3R's out there: WSOC TV is reporting a possible/kinda/not really Bigfoot sighting in Burke County. Here's the gist:
The print is much larger than a human's foot, and some say it couldn’t be an animal. Its size and unexplained origin are fueling wild theories about a creature of lore making a real-life emergence in rural parts of Cleveland and Burke counties.
I just realized: I've got nothing to do this weekend. Who wants to get drunk and go sasquatch hunting with me? Dibs on the pelts, though ... I need them to reupholster my van.