Anyone want to own a haunted, sadistic and sexually deviant porcelain doll? Anyone besides me, that is? If so you're in luck. Here's what the seller has to say about this little item:
"This doll can actually interact with you physically, along with psychically, which can be brutally painful, but always ends with tremendous carnal pleasure. She has a specific trigger, which awakens her every time, and tells her you're ready. I'll tell you by email, just ask. She has several severe sexual fetishes, which include asphyxiation, water sports, and media fetishes to both latex and leather."
Say what you want about my staggering collection of Star Wars toys, but none of them ever tried to rape me.