Romanian witches could face jail if predictions don't come true

No, that's not a headline from The Onion. It's from USA Today (which is kind of a step down from The Onion, now that I think about it.) Here's a quick extract:

Romanian witches, who began being taxed for their trade last week, could face a worse fate if lawmakers pass a proposed bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don't come true.

From AP: 

"They can't condemn witches, they should condemn the cards," Queen Witch Bratara Buzea told The Associated Press by telephone.

 Did we learn nothing from Suspiria?