Thursday, July 1, 2010
An Open Letter to the Grim Reaper
Dear Grim Reaper,
2010 has been a busy year for you and the funeral industry. We've had to say goodbye to a lot of interesting folks, among them Frank Frazetta, Dennis Hopper, Al Williamson and Dio. It appears you've recently been harassing Gene Colan, which prompts the following request:
Go eat a bag of dicks.
I know it sounds rude, maybe even a little hostile and juvenile. Honestly, I'm still smarting from 2009. I mean, really ... Ron Asheton, Jim Carroll AND Lux Interior? That's just fucking greedy, man.
So here's a list of people who are off limits to you, at least for the rest of 2010:
Garrett Morris (or anybody else in the cast of SNL from 1975-1979)
Samuel L. Jackson
Robert Downey Jr.
Max von Sydow
Harry Dean Stanton
at 8:24 PM