Darth Vader Vs Rebecca Black

It was my plan to ignore the whole Rebecca Black thing until it went away. But when Darth Vader showed up on Youtube singing that dreadful piece shit "Friday" I decided to lift my embargo just his once. I pray he doesn't alter my plan any further.

Predator: The Musical

Someone get Julie Taymor on the phone ... NOW!

Riverdale: R-Rated Archie spoof

WARNING: geek-for-life.com is not responsible for any post-traumatic stress disorder symptoms you may experience after watching this video. Use only as directed.

Goat-hoof shoes bringing sexy back

I can't explain why, but I think these are really cool. 

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Patrick Boivin's Black Widow Goes Wild

 

French Canadian director Patrick Boivin gets the most out of his collection of Sideshow Collectibles dolls action figures.

Phantom of the Flopera

Bach's Toccata and Fugue In D Minor played on vintage floppy drives.

SuperHarmony.com

"Who the hell is this Robin bitch?"

Jamie Mantzel builds a giant spider robot

Jaimie Mantzel has spent the last three years building a giant spider robot. I'll give you a moment to let that soak in. A GIANT SPIDER ROBOT.

Jamie has been documenting the creation of the KillSpider 2000 (it's not really called that) on YouTube. There are a number of videos of his work there, but I've posted a film below of the droid's test run from December. There's no word yet on whether or not Jamie's going to be added to the National Supervillain Watch List, or it such a list actually exists (it doesn't.)

Scuba Diving Pets

Apparently caring for your pet isn't enough for some people. In some twisted form of logic that would probably creep out the killer from The Vanishing, folks now show their pets how much they love them by trying and failing to drown them. I didn't even know this was a thing.





The next video concerns a man named Gene Alba who thought it was a good idea to take his cat diving. Just so you know, Gene ... your cat HATES you.



"It began when Hawkeye's owner, Gene Alba, decided to find a way to combine his two passions: torturing animals and tempting fate."

Crisis on Infinite WTFs

Turkish Doctor Who

Or ... something. Honestly, I have NO idea what this is. My apologies.

Massive lightsaber battle in Toronto

On July 31, more that 500 people joined Newmindspace for a massive battle with LED lightsabers at the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto, Canada. Ecstasy may or may not have been involved.

Video proves existence of Blair Witch

Researchers find bundles of sticks and twigs that provides flimsy irrefutable evidence of the Blair Witch. They ... wait a second ... they think Bigfoot did this? That's just crazy talk.

College offers zombie course

When I was in school, these kinds of things only happened when the professor was hungover and/or sick of looking at their students.

From UPI:

A University of Baltimore professor said he is basing his English 333 curriculum around zombies.
Arnold Blumberg said his class will involve screening 16 zombie film classics, zombie comic books as required reading and the option for students to write a screenplay or draw storyboards for their ideal zombie movies as final projects, The Baltimore Sun reported Tuesday.

This isn't the stupidest idea for a college course that I've ever heard of. Didn't someone once offer a course on the films of Keanu Reeves? (People Magazine says "Yes.")