Spider-Man musical threatens very fabric of reality

On Friday, Good Morning America teased the upcoming Spider-Man stage musical (which I warned you about earlier in the week in this post.) Superhero Hype posted links to video of the segment, as well as a few photos of costumes from the show ... all of which had lead me to the following decision: I'm going to pretend this piece of shit doesn't exist. It's all a matter of rejecting reality and substituting my own. If you want to know what my chosen reality looks like, I'll give you a hint: it doesn't look anything like THIS: