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Well, here they are: my business cards arrived in the mail yesterday. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

Now all I have to do is start handing them out. I imagine it will look something like this:

Taking Care of Bidness

I just ordered some business cards for the website ... what do you think about the design?

Sure, being rated "G" might be a little on the sissy side, but the letter "R" isn't exactly prominent in the website title. I probably could have put an ampersand next to the "R" rating and explained on the back of the card how I was too cool for a "G" rating ... but that would have cost extra. And would have been stupid. And I usually get all the stupid I want for free.