Buffy the Enamel Slayer

Fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer figured out a long time ago that the show is dead, never to return. There's an outside chance that Sarah Michelle Gellar will someday come to terms with her Shatneresque relationship with the character, but by that time she'll be more concerned with osteoporosis, menopause and a conflicting offer to star in a revival of Murder, She Wrote.

Until then, fans will have to content themselves with the Dark Horse "Season 8" comic series, as well as a new series of drinks from Jones Soda featuring characters from the show. The bottles feature art from the great Georges Jeanty, who's made a few appearances at G33K4L1F3 since we launched earlier this year.

Head on over to the Jones website to check out flavors like Willow's Green Apple Witch's Brew and Buffy's Blue Bubblegum.