An Open Letter to the Grim Reaper

Dear Grim Reaper,

2010 has been a busy year for you and the funeral industry. We've had to say goodbye to a lot of interesting folks, among them Frank Frazetta, Dennis Hopper, Al Williamson and Dio. It appears you've recently been harassing Gene Colan, which prompts the following request:

Go eat a bag of dicks.

I know it sounds rude, maybe even a little hostile and juvenile. Honestly, I'm still smarting from 2009. I mean, really ... Ron Asheton, Jim Carroll AND Lux Interior? That's just fucking greedy, man.

So here's a list of people who are off limits to you, at least for the rest of 2010:

Iggy Pop
Clint Eastwood
Paul Ruebens
Buck Dharma
Stan Lee
Courtney Love
Ernie Hudson
David Bowie
Mickey Rourke
Garrett Morris (or anybody else in the cast of SNL from 1975-1979)
Patti Smith
Nick Cardy
John Waters
Stephen Hawking
Samuel L. Jackson
Michael Moorcock
Robert Downey Jr.
Glenn Danzig
Max von Sydow
Pam Grier
H.R. Giger
Gene Hackman
Sid Haig
Harry Dean Stanton
Alice Cooper
Bobcat Goldthwait
Juliette Lewis